Kat Eugenio | Contributing Writer
Hello, my name is Kathryn Eugenio, and I’m a genius.
My hobbies including laying around without pants on, binge watching TV series, telling bad jokes, and ignoring texts from my friends. Which is why I was so surprised when I was asked to guest write on Diary of a Gay Spinster. Me? A spinster? What a goof!
I like to fuck with people, that’s what I do. Just call me Ms. Chan-and-ler Bong. I am comedy twinsies with Amir Valerie Blumenfeld. (As in Jake and Amir. Get with it.)
Somewhere along the lines, I was put in charge of a class of (bat shit insane) 3-year olds. Imagine this vulgar little shit molding the minds of the future. Somebody made a huge mistake. Don’t get me wrong, I was born to be a housewife. The creepiest housewife in Gilbert.
If you think I’m funny and want to be my summer best friend, submit an application—THINKING I’M FUNNY IS REQUIRED.
Make sure you follow Kat’s blog: www.kathryneugenius.wordpress.com