It’s no secret that I’m a hot mess. You can ask anyone. Even at the top of the page here you can see that it says, “I’m kind of a mess.” I’m a wanderer of sorts, I fall in love and get bored really easily, I am crazy emotional, super super sweet until you cross me and I become a vengeful bitch. If you still need more evidence, look no further…I’M A SAGITTARIUS.
That’s right, an insane hot mess Sagittarius who knows no boundaries and continues to push them. If you are unfamiliar with the Zodiac sign, you may peruse this list of famous Sagittarius people.These are the people who represent me. #SagSwag
1. Britney Spears
Brit Brit is super sweet and really quirky! Most Sagittarius people are.
But we also have our breaking points.
She’s super pretty and together now, but this is the Snooki America fell in love with. #MessySag
3. Anna Nicole Smith
Good ole, Anna. Poor thing just wanted to have fun and make people happy…but the media really brought her down. Sagittarius people need to feel validated and it destroyed her on some deep shit. Needless to say she was quite adventurous. This gif explains my life:
4. Nene Leakes
BLOOP, BITCH! Queen Nene is ruler of all Real Housewives and she knows how to throw shade better than anyone. Sagittarius is the sign of the Archer, and Nene knows how to make her shots go BULLSEYE.
5. Nicki Minaj
You can’t have a great list of messy famous Sagittarius people and not call out Ms. Nicki Minaj. Sagittarians like their territory and you’re not about to get up in it. Fall back if you got something to say, girl. We don’t put up with your kind around here.
6. Christina Aguilera
Homegirl is super talented but has had her messy phases.
A lot of Sagittarius brothas and sistas go through it. We have to fall in order to rise because we are so adventurous. We live for risk taking in both careers and in love. We might fall hard, but we don’t stay down for long…
7. Miley Cyrus
While Gemini’s are represented by the Twins, which makes them pretty bipolar, Sagittarius people are the sign of the Centaur, which means we are half man/half beast. Instead of being split into two personalities, Sagittarii are a hybrid of all things crazy and good.
The beast part comes in handy when you want to be a bold bitch and do the things you want to do.
But we are pretty sensitive deep down.
8. Taylor Swift
I saved the best one for last. Taylor Swift is that Sagittarius you love but get annoyed with after a while. This is a sentiment best used to describe me as well. We can be cutesy and fun but we are secretly bitches. We definitely aren’t afraid of sharing our personal secrets through our means of expression (i.e. The Bold Bitch Diaries, and any Taylor Swift song written ever). And when we do have success, we want to rub it in to the people who screwed us. Taylor is just more inclined to act upon this urge…in public and on camera.
On being a Sagittarius, Taylor Swift said it best, “I’m a Sagittarius, which means, you know, I’m blindly optimistic, I love to travel, I’m always up for adventure but also always want something new. Sagittarians are really independent, and we like our space. We’re drawn to love but battle for that need for independence.”
It’s a constant roller coaster because we don’t really know what we want and probably never will. But that’s not our purpose in life. We live for the things that change us, the people who move us, and the people we want to inspire. It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey.
If you want adventure, stick with a Sag.
If you want a chill person who isn’t going to be so difficult to figure out and will keep it VERY REAL, you might need to find a Virgo or something. Like this one…